How to get in a Weekly Magazine

In all of my Gym goings, I have been reading alot of magazines. This has brought about my brilliant deduction.

I KNOW HOW TO GET YOUR PICTURE INTO US WEEKLY, OK MAGAZINE, or any other magazine of your choice!

When you are flipping through those magazines, how often do you see the section where they are comparing 2 people in the exact same dresses to see who looks better in it? Now how often do you look at one of those people and wonder... Who the hell is that?

THIS IS THE PLAN!

1. Watch some awards show, go to Wire Image and check out the red carpet pictures.
2. After you do this, find some dress that you think will make the best dressed or worst dressed lists.
3. Then, go to the designer store and buy the dress... yes, this will cost you quite a bit, but being a celeb is expensive!
4. Wear the dress out to a Hotspot in Hollywood, NY, or anywhere where there might be paparazzi around. You can always pull a Kathy Griffin and call them yourself.
5. The paparazzi will recognize the dress and take pictures of you just because of the dress and then sell the pictures to the magazines.

INSTANT CELEB!

If you do this 3 or 4 times, you could be the next no name Hollywood Socialite!

I am not promising anything. but I am pretty confident this would work wonders!